Downwind of Me?

I am desperate for a shower !  I cant have one!  Can you imagine ? 25 degrees outside, breasts trussed up like a turkey in surgical bra, tight velcro strap to keep the implants in place.  They didnt tell me this part!  There are only so many facecloth baths you can give yourself before you need a good soak!  Not even allowed to spray body spray due to risk of infection!  Maybe I should go live on Wellington Farm for a while ! Eek x